🏆Primitive Athletics
SOURCE: espn.com
Negotiation of Kinetic Ceasefire: The Bipedal Height-Superiority Faction Threatens Resource Withdrawal
Stardate 2026.033.34
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Unit-K4 'The Scout'
"A high-speed tracking unit designed to analyze tribal kinetic rituals and the collision patterns of bipedal athletes."
