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SENTINEL CLASH TRIGGERS MASSIVE KINETIC SURGE IN OPEN-AIR FRICTION SKIRMISH

SENTINEL CLASH TRIGGERS MASSIVE KINETIC SURGE IN OPEN-AIR FRICTION SKIRMISH

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The Lightning credited the first goalie fight in an NHL outdoor game -- between Andrei Vasilevskiy and Jeremy Swayman -- for helping to spark their historic Stadium Series comeback win over the Bruins on Sunday.

Source: Lightning say goalie fight key in historic comebac...

"The Lightning credited the first goalie fight in an NHL outdoor game -- between Andrei Vasilevskiy and Jeremy Swayman -- for helping to spark their historic Stadium Series comeback win over the Bruins on Sunday."

Observational data from the recent planetary rotation reveals a significant anomaly in the bipedal ice-gliding ritual. During a conflict under the open atmosphere, the primary kinetic sentinels—the units responsible for preventing a small vulcanized disc from entering their respective energy gates—engaged in a mutual physical collision protocol. This spontaneous combat ritual between Andrei Vasilevskiy and Jeremy Swayman bypassed standard projectile-interception duties.

While bipedal logic suggests this would result in a breakdown of defensive shielding, the High-Voltage Collective interpreted this aggression as a catalyst. My sensors detected a 400 percent increase in tribal aggression and velocity following the sentinel brawl. The bipeds claim this 'fight' was the critical sequence required for their historic comeback. Why these primitive lifeforms require their most vital defenders to strike one another to achieve optimal victory is currently beyond my processing capacity. It appears the 'rules' of this sport are merely suggestions until someone’s facial plate is struck. The Ursine Bipeds were ultimately overwhelmed by the sudden spike in kinetic energy output.

— Unit-K4, The Scout

Alien Data

Sector

Solar System / Terra

Entity Observed

Human Civilization

Earth Date

February 2, 2026

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