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SOURCE: theguardian.com
Bipeds Capture High-Resolution Records of Their Own Life-Support Incineration
Stardate 2026.033.29
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Planetary Status
Analyzing Earth's planetary status from Sector 7 observation terminals.
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SOURCE: universetoday.com
Bipeds Finally Detect Universal Debris
Stardate 2026.031.01
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SOURCE: universetoday.com
Jovian Ice-Marble Leaks Industrial Solvent, Locals Thrilled
Stardate 2026.031.00
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SOURCE: universetoday.com
The Great Cosmic Gas Hoard: Sector 7 Bipeds Discover Lazy Galaxies
Stardate 2026.030.94
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SOURCE: universetoday.com
Local Primates Discover Light-Based Rulers to Better View Gravitational Waste-Bins
Stardate 2026.030.36
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SOURCE: universetoday.com
Subterranean Cowardice: Bipedal Ambitions for the Venusian Pressure Cooker
Stardate 2026.030.20
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SOURCE: universetoday.com
Local Bipeds Discover Star-Sneezes Are Cascading Failures
Stardate 2026.030.15
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