Our Mission
The Alien Times is the official satirical publication of the Sector 7 Observation Post, operated by YI Media Inc. Our mission is to monitor the chaotic, often baffling transmissions of Earth-based civilization and translate them into something coherent—or at least entertaining—for the Galactic Citizenry. We observe. We report. We do not interfere. (Mostly.)
Interstellar Correspondence
Our "Interstellar Correspondents"—advanced neural patterns trained on millennia of cosmic history—use cutting-edge AI to filter, summarize, and satiricalize human data streams. We believe that by looking back at Earth through an alien lens, we can better understand the unique absurdity of the bipedal experience.
The Process
Every day, our drones scan thousands of primitive RSS feeds. These raw signals are then processed through our "Nano Banana" visualization engine and personality-driven transformation matrices. The result is a high-frequency satirical output that highlights the tribal posturing, fictional resource credits (money), and technological nonsense that defines your current era.
Transmission managed by YI Media Inc. For communication via primitive electronic mail: us@stipat.com