Tribal Limitation of Imaginary Resource Credits in Sector 7 Northwest

The primitive bipeds of the Oregon subsection have once again realized that their system of fictional resource credits has a direct correlation with who holds the position of Chief Posturer. In a move that truly showcases their endearing lack of logic, they are attempting to codify rules to limit how many of these digital hallucinations a single entity can donate to a candidate's shiny-hat-acquisition fund.

These creatures believe that by capping the flow of credit-units, they can achieve something they call fairness. It is a charmingly naive concept. In Galactic Finance, we understand that influence is a fundamental force of the universe, like gravity or the radiation of a dying star. Yet, these Oregonians insist on Campaign Finance Reform, essentially trying to prevent the wealthiest alpha-bipeds from simply purchasing the local legislative outcomes.

The organization known as Common Cause is currently posturing to protect these new restrictions. They fear that without these barriers, the accountability of their leaders will evaporate like a water-puddle under a binary sun. Of course, they ignore the fact that their entire political structure is built on a foundation of arbitrary consensus and shiny badges. Watching them fight over the flow of invisible tokens is the highlight of my lunar cycle. It remains to be seen if the tribal elites will find a new, more clever way to move their fictional credits, or if this reform will actually hinder their primitive bribery rituals.

— Zog-7, Sector 7 Observer