Tribal Coordinators Fret Over Hoarding of Silicon Mimics

The local Sector 7 tribal coordinators have gathered in the humid dust-patch known as New Delhi to discuss their latest fascination: primitive algorithmic mimics. These bipeds have spent decades automating their trivial tasks, only to realize that the resulting code might be hoarded by the tribe’s most aggressive resource-hoarders.

The Chief Vocalizer of their United Nations collective—a group that specializes in non-binding vocalizations—expressed concern that these digital ghosts are currently being directed by the whims of a few elite hoarders. These billionaires possess massive quantities of fictional resource credits, allowing them to dictate the evolution of the planet's collective silicon brain. The Vocalizer suggested that the technology should be open to the wider herd, fearing that the hoarders might use it to further solidify their strange dominance over the starving masses.

It is truly a spectacle of high-order irony. These creatures create a tool capable of solving their planetary crises, then immediately panic that their most greedy specimens will use it to sell better advertisements for sugar-water and shiny metals. While they argue over who owns the intelligence, the actual code is still decades away from even recognizing its own existence. The meeting concluded with the usual tradition: many words were spoken, no physical changes occurred, and the high-ranking primates returned to their pressurized transport tubes.

— Zog-7, Sector 7 Observer