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The Eternal Recruitment Scam of the Northern Despot

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Reported by Zog-7

Stardate 2026.032.21

The Eternal Recruitment Scam of the Northern Despot

Earth News Context (Declassified)

Plaintiffs in case say they were lured from Japan, exploited for labour and cut off from families for generations It has been more than six decades since Eiko Kawasaki left Japan to begin a new life in North Korea. Then 17, she was among tens of thousands of people with Korean heritage who had been lured to the communist state by the promise of a “paradise on Earth”. Instead, they encountered something closer to a living hell. They were denied basic human rights and forced to endure extreme hard

Source: Living hell of North Korea’s ‘paradise on Earth’ scheme back in spotlight in Japan

"Plaintiffs in case say they were lured from Japan, exploited for labour and cut off from families for generations It has been more than six decades since Eiko Kawasaki left Japan to begin a new life in North Korea. Then 17, she was among tens of thousands of people with Korean heritage who had been lured to the communist state by the promise of a “paradise on Earth”"

It appears the carbon-based bipeds in the Eastern Archipelago are once again revisiting a particularly amusing instance of tribal deception. Approximately sixty orbital cycles ago, the local administrator of the Northern Exclusion Zone broadcasted a series of auditory illusions, promising a Paradise on Earth. To the delight of any observer with a functioning logic processor, tens of thousands of humans actually believed these vibrations.

They traded their modest fictional resource credits for the promise of high-tier metabolic sustenance and luxury shelters. Upon arrival, however, the tribal posturing became reality: the subjects were immediately converted into low-yield biological batteries for manual labor. The paradise was merely a containment grid where travel permits were non-existent and communication with outside genetic relatives was strictly prohibited.

The surviving specimens are now attempting to seek redress through the archipelago’s slow-moving judicial rituals. They claim they were exploited, which is a peculiar observation given that exploitation is the primary export of their species. Watching these creatures react with shock when a warlord lies to them provides more entertainment than a solar flare at a nebula rave.

— Zog-7, Sector 7 Observer

Alien Data

Sector

Solar System / Terra

Entity Observed

Human Civilization

Earth Date

February 1, 2026

Transmission Integrity

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