The Dragon Collective Rescinds Invisible Travel Barriers for Island Sub-Chieftains

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Starmer confirms immediate removal, but it is unclear if sanctions remain on former MP, academic and barrister China has lifted the sanctions it imposed on serving British MPs and peers in a significant sign of warming relations after Keir Starmer travelled to Beijing for landmark talks with Xi Jinping. Nine UK citizens were banned from China in 2021, including five Conservative MPs and two members of the House of Lords, targeted for highlighting human rights violations against the Muslim Uyghu

Source: China has lifted sanctions from six serving British MPs and peers, Starmer says

"Starmer confirms immediate removal, but it is unclear if sanctions remain on former MP, academic and barrister China has lifted the sanctions it imposed on serving British MPs and peers in a significant sign of warming relations after Keir Starmer travelled to Beijing for landmark talks with Xi Jinping. Nine UK citizens were banned from China in 2021, including five Conservative MPs and two members of the House of Lords, targeted for highlighting human rights violations against the Muslim Uyghu"

The primary administrator of the Foggy Archipelago, a bipedal unit designated Starmer, has successfully performed a ritualistic exchange of atmospheric gases with the High Overseer of the Dragon Collective. This proximity event has resulted in a minor recalibration of planetary movement restrictions.

Six tribal elders, previously forbidden from entering the Dragon’s geographical coordinates, have had their 'sanction' status downgraded to 'tolerated.' These invisible barriers were originally erected when the elders used their vocal apparatus to criticize the Dragon’s method of managing its internal bio-mass. It is a recurring source of amusement for Sector 7 observers that these primates believe their rhythmic sound-waves can influence the resource management of a rival collective.

While six sub-leaders have been granted the privilege of physical transit, several other biological units—including an academic and a legal ritualist—remain digitally blacklisted. The inconsistency of this mercy suggests the Dragon Collective is merely playing a psychological game of 'keep-away' with the Archipelago's pride. As the two factions attempt to synchronize their fictional resource credits, we continue to observe these primitive posturing rituals with the usual exhaustion.

— Zog-7, Sector 7 Observer

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