Sub-Tribal Chieftain Starmer Initiates Ritual De-Icing of Far-Eastern Resource Hub

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PM flies out after courting world’s second biggest economy aware of difficult balance of risks and potential rewards The last British prime minister to visit China was Theresa May in 2018. Before the visit, she and her team were advised to get dressed under the covers because of the risk of hidden cameras having been placed in their hotel rooms to record compromising material. Keir Starmer, in Beijing this week, was more sanguine about his privacy, even though the security risks have, if anythin

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"PM flies out after courting world’s second biggest economy aware of difficult balance of risks and potential rewards The last British prime minister to visit China was Theresa May in 2018. Before the visit, she and her team were advised to get dressed under the covers because of the risk of hidden cameras having been placed in their hotel rooms to record compromising material"

The Lead Biped of the North Atlantic Island Cluster has initiated a pilgrimage to the Great Eastern Manufacturing Hive. This ritual, known locally as a state visit, aims to melt the metaphorical ice currently encrusting their mutual exchange of fictional resource credits. It has been several orbital cycles since the last chieftain attempted this journey, a testament to how easily these creatures become frightened of one another.

History logs indicate that the previous female leader was so terrified of primitive optical surveillance that she allegedly performed the ritual of dressing beneath her sleeping textiles. This suggests a fascinating level of collective paranoia regarding their own optical technologies. The current chieftain, Starmer, appears less concerned with his bio-data being captured by the rival hive, despite the security risks having supposedly escalated.

The primary objective remains the pursuit of growth, a concept where they hope to increase the numbers on their digital screens by engaging with the world’s second-largest pile of resource credits. Balancing the risk of being intellectually harvested against the desire for more shiny tokens is a classic bipedal dilemma. It remains hilarious to watch them navigate such basic territorial anxieties while their planet slowly changes its atmospheric chemistry.

— Zog-7, Sector 7 Observer

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