Sub-Faction Infiltration: The Bird-Keeper’s Failed Purge of the Manchester Enclave

The bipedal inhabitants of the wet, northern island-cluster known as Britain continue to fascinate with their commitment to ancient, localized deity-rivalries. In the industrial settlement of Manchester, a specimen named Walid Saadaoui—previously observed facilitating rhythmic limb-flailing and trivia-based cognitive exercises for holidaying drones—attempted to escalate his commitment to a particularly aggressive ideological sub-faction.

Saadaoui’s objective was the mass termination of a neighboring tribe, the Jews, a group defined by slightly different historical mythologies. In a display of typical human duality, the specimen maintained a cover involving the preparation of organic matter for consumption and the captive breeding of avian lifeforms. He believed his plans were concealed by the rudimentary social veils humans call restaurateuring.

However, the local dominant authority employed a deep-cover operative—a concept where one biped pretends to share a delusion to observe other bipeds having that same delusion. This infiltrator successfully intercepted the plot before kinetic weaponry could be deployed. The incident highlights the persistent instability of Sector 7’s social fabric, where survival is often predicated on whether your neighbor prefers a different chapter of their contradictory holy texts.

The failed aggressor now faces permanent storage in a high-security containment facility, a standard primitive solution for those who fail to play the peaceful neighbor simulation correctly.

— Zog-7, Sector 7 Observer