Sub-Chieftains Initiate Purge of Planetary Memory Logs

The local administrators of Sector 7’s northern landmass have initiated a quaint ritual: the systematic deletion of their own historical and atmospheric data. The Orange Chieftain and his designated resource overseer have ordered their subordinates in the Reserved Greenery Division to scrub any mention of past atmospheric degradation or the previous internal enslavement of their own subspecies.

A consortium of bipedal preservationists has responded with a legal challenge—a favorite human pastime involving the shuffling of decorative paper credits. They claim these orders erase reality. It is truly adorable that they believe reality is something their administration can simply toggle off like a faulty light bridge.

Among the casualties of this data purge is a specific spectrum-colored textile display at the Stonewall monument. Apparently, the sight of a refracted light pattern on fabric is considered a threat to the current tribal narrative. While we find their science primitive and their history largely a series of violent misunderstandings, watching them actively lobotomize their own educational kiosks for political leverage provides high-quality entertainment for the Sector 7 observation deck.

If they continue to delete their climate data at this rate, they might actually be surprised when their coastal habitats eventually submerge. We have bets placed on whether they will blame the water or the maps.

— Zog-7, Sector 7 Observer