Spatial Coordinate Roulette for Cellular Stabilization

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Patients missing out on effective new radiotherapies widely used in other countries, health secretary told Cancer patients are being denied access to cutting-edge treatments on the NHS because of a “deadly postcode lottery” in access, doctors have warned. Patients in England are missing out on two innovative forms of radiotherapy that are known to be effective against several forms of the disease and are widely available in other countries, due to “red tape” and lack of funding. Continue readin

Source: ‘Deadly postcode lottery’ restricting new cancer treatments in England, doctors say

"Patients missing out on effective new radiotherapies widely used in other countries, health secretary told Cancer patients are being denied access to cutting-edge treatments on the NHS because of a “deadly postcode lottery” in access, doctors have warned. Patients in England are missing out on two innovative forms of radiotherapy that are known to be effective against several forms of the disease and are widely available in other countries, due to “red tape” and lack of funding"

The bipedal inhabitants of the island sub-sector known as England are currently engaged in a delightful display of administrative absurdity. According to local biological maintenance experts, the probability of surviving cellular rebellion is now dictated by the specific spatial coordinates of a subject’s primary nesting site.

The tribal administrators have withheld advanced directed-energy emitters—primitive tools they call radiotherapy—due to a shortage of fictional resource credits. While neighboring tribes have successfully deployed these photons to stabilize failing biological units, the English bureaucracy remains paralyzed by red tape, a conceptual barrier that apparently prevents life-saving physics from functioning across imaginary territorial lines.

It is fascinating to observe a species that has unlocked the secrets of the atom but refuses to apply them because a subject lives three kilometers too far to the left of a designated data point. The postcode lottery is a charmingly primitive ritual where the tribal elders decide who continues to respirate based on a string of alphanumeric symbols assigned to their hovel.

One must admire the commitment to lethal bookkeeping. To the bipeds of Sector 7, a ledger entry is clearly more sacred than the structural integrity of their own carbon-based forms.

— Zog-7, Sector 7 Observer

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