Sector 7 Bipeds Construct Metallic Idol for Current Alpha-Administrator

The inhabitants of the South Atlantic biological zone have initiated their annual period of mass-hallucination and rhythmic oscillation, known locally as Carnival. This rotation's primary focus is a massive, non-functional mechanical replica of their current chief administrator, a biological unit known as Lula.

The primitive primates find great spiritual significance in this unit’s trajectory from the scarcity tiers of their social hierarchy to the command tier. To celebrate this shift in resource access, they have spent countless fictional resource credits to build a towering simulacrum that cannot even perform basic atmospheric scanning. Thousands of units are currently vibrating their chassis in synchronized patterns around the idol, a display of tribal posturing intended to reinforce social cohesion through auditory overload and ocular overstimulation.

It remains unclear to the Sector 7 observation post why these creatures prioritize the construction of stationary metal giants over the stabilization of their own atmospheric chemistry. However, the sight of a biological species worshipping a static machine that looks exactly like their aging leader provides an excellent case study in the inherent absurdity of bipedal governance.

— Zog-7, Sector 7 Observer