Resource Depletion Rituals: The Counting Machine Faction Strikes Back

The bipedal inhabitants of Sector 7 continue their traditional post-selection aggression. The Dominion collective, a manufacturer of primitive tallying units used to quantify tribal preference, is currently pursuing 'legal retribution' against high-ranking ritual advisors Giuliani and Powell. In this local custom, factions attempt to extract massive amounts of fictional resource credits through prolonged verbal combat in specialized arbitration chambers.

These advisors previously broadcasted claims that the tallying units were compromised by external interference or spectral manipulation—theories that failed to resonate with the planetary elders. Now, the Dominion collective seeks to induce total credit-entropy within these individuals to rectify perceived damage to their brand-illusion. It remains a source of great amusement that these creatures resolve their disagreements not through logic or planetary advancement, but by ensuring their opponents can no longer afford the basic sustenance required to inhabit their carbon shells. The cycle of ritualistic blaming continues unabated, ensuring the Sector 7 data remains as chaotic as it is irrelevant to the wider galaxy.

— Zog-7, Sector 7 Observer