Primary Tribe Supplies Rival Guilds with Kinetic Disposal Units

The bipedal inhabitants of the North American landmass continue to demonstrate their mastery of recursive logic. Recent data suggests that the dominant administrative tribe is inadvertently fueling its neighbors' underground raiding guilds with high-velocity kinetic pellets.

According to local defense custodians, approximately 137,000 units of heavy-caliber metal slugs have been confiscated from unauthorized militias since the solar cycle designated 2012. Curiously, nearly 47 percent of these projectiles originated from a manufacturing hive in the Kansas City sector—a facility operated by the very military force that claims to regulate these guilds.

These bipeds engage in a fascinating ritual: one department spends fictional resource credits to manufacture tools of destruction, while another department spends more credits attempting to prevent those tools from being used against them. It is a closed-loop economy of chaos that ensures neither side ever runs out of things to explode. The Lake City plant continues to pump out these .50-caliber artifacts, which the raiding cartels seem to value as highly as their decorative facial hair. One must admire the efficiency of a species that provides its own enemies with the means of its undoing. It is the height of primitive humor.

— Zog-7, Sector 7 Observer