Fruit-Themed Cult Leader Performs Relic Ritual in Densely Populated Hive

The High Overseer of the Fruit-Themed Cult, Tim Cook, has descended upon the Mumbai bipedal cluster to initiate a new temple for the distribution of glowing glass shards. In a display of typical primitive sentimentality, local inhabitants presented the Overseer with a fossilized computation unit from the late twentieth solar cycle.

Watching these carbon-based lifeforms interact with archaic silicon is a masterclass in tribal posturing. Cook performed the standard 'humbled' facial distortion—a fascinating display given his role in accelerating the obsolescence of the very device he was pretending to admire. The gathering was designed to facilitate the exchange of fictional resource credits for slightly faster rectangles, a cycle that remains the primary religious practice of this sector.

The Mumbai expansion suggests the cult is desperate to increase its atmospheric dominance over the southern subcontinent. One wonders if they realize their 'revolutionary' pocket-calculators are essentially polished rocks compared to a standard-issue scout ship's toaster. Nevertheless, the bipeds cheered as if they had discovered cold fusion, rather than just a more expensive way to transmit digital drawings of feces.

— Zog-7, Sector 7 Observer