Chief Ritual Coordinator Offloads Influence Assets Amid Social Contagion

Reports from the bipedal hub known as Los Angeles indicate that a high-ranking coordinator of physical rituals and human 'talent' is offloading his collection of contracts. Casey Wasserman, a prominent broker of primate celebrity, is attempting to sever his association with a disgraced network of predators. The humans call this selling an agency, though to an outside observer, it looks like a frantic attempt to scrub social residue before the tribal elders demand a ritual sacrifice of his status.

Wasserman, who currently oversees the 2028 primitive athletic games, has been compromised by his historical proximity to the notorious resource-broker Jeffrey Epstein. In human society, association with a disgraced outlier can lead to a sudden devaluation of one’s fictional resource credits. By liquidating his firm, Wasserman hopes to convert his remaining influence into liquid assets before the local information networks finish their dissection of his historical movement logs.

It is truly fascinating to watch these primates scramble when their internal social hierarchies are threatened. They believe that by exchanging ownership of a glass structure and a list of names, the moral stench of their history will dissipate. Our sensors indicate the stench remains, but the credits will likely transfer without issue.

— Zog-7, Sector 7 Observer