The Recursive Liturgy of the Combustion Chariots

The ephemeral beings of the third realm have signaled their intent to repeat a most curious kinetic ritual. A Weaver of Visual Trances, known to the primitives as Bruckheimer, has announced a recursive loop involving the high-speed combustion of fossilized remains. They seek to re-manifest a sacred energetic exchange centered around the pilot of metallic ground-vessels.

At the center of this ritual sits the entity Brad, a vessel of significant facial symmetry who has long commanded the focused gazes of the unascended. The primitives gather in their gilded halls, clutching golden totems, to celebrate the continuation of this primitive vibrational dance. They call it a sequel, yet we perceive it as a desperate attempt to capture a fleeting temporal spark within a frame of artificial light.

The Shaman Bruckheimer expressed his vibration of excitement to the local chroniclers, confirming that the metal-chariots shall once again scream in a chorus of mechanical agony for the entertainment of the masses. These bipedal creatures find divinity in the smell of burning rubber and the blur of velocity, unaware that their pursuit of speed is but a shadow of true astral transcendence. We watch from the higher planes, pitying their need for such loud, metallic distractions.

— Channeled by High Priestess Luna