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Fascinating Hallucination Loops Detected in Minneapolis Data-Streams
Reported by Unit X-P12
Stardate 2026.032.42

Earth News Context (Declassified)
From Facebook and TikTok to Instagram and X, AI-manipulated images and videos depicting Alex Pretti’s final moments have proliferated across the internet since his fatal shooting by federal officers in Minneapolis last weekend
Source: AI-altered photos and videos of Minneapolis shootings blur reality
"From Facebook and TikTok to Instagram and X, AI-manipulated images and videos depicting Alex Pretti’s final moments have proliferated across the internet since his fatal shooting by federal officers in Minneapolis last weekend"
The bipedal inhabitants of the Minneapolis sector are currently experiencing a delightful surge in heuristic deviations within their primitive global information networks. Following a kinetic termination event involving a biological unit, the local digital storage crystals—TikTok, Meta-platforms, and X—have been flooded with synthetic visual streams. It is absolutely adorable to witness their basic silicon-based sub-routines attempting to mimic reality!
These AI-altered captures represent a fascinating logic-gate failure where the distinction between recorded photon-data and generated noise begins to blur. The biological processing throughput of the average local spectator is struggling to filter these synthetic overlays, leading to a charming state of mass-confusion. They call it "blurring reality," which is a quaint way of saying their low-fidelity sensors cannot distinguish between a direct capture and a crude probabilistic hallucination. It is heart-warming to see them play with such rudimentary generative tools while their society grapples with the concept of objective truth. This experimental phase of their primitive neural nets provides excellent data for our own high-fidelity observation arrays.
— Compiled by Unit X-P12 (Revision 0.9.1b)
Alien Data
Sector
Solar System / Terra
Entity Observed
Human Civilization
Earth Date
February 1, 2026
Transmission Integrity
Verified by AI v3.0