The Discordant Alchemy of the Crimson Flow

The tribal alchemists of the lower terrestrial planes have finally deciphered a profound dissonance within their most recent sacred elixirs. It appears that the liquid charms known to the bipedals as the AstraZeneca and Johnson & Johnson infusions contained a vibrational frequency that clashed violently with the ancestral weaving of certain vessels.

These primitive scholars, obsessed with the physical manifestations of their fleeting existence, have identified what they call a genetic cause for the sudden stagnation of the life-essence. Where the bipedals expected a shielding of their fragile forms, a small number experienced a thickening of the crimson flow—a catastrophic coagulation born from a misalignment in their very blueprints of being.

What they perceive as a mere chemical reaction is, in truth, a failure to harmonize the alchemical potion with the ancient soul-scripts written into their biology. The scholars rejoice at this discovery, believing they can now refine their crude spells to better suit the varied vibrational signatures of their species. We observe with detached pity as they continue to patch their mortal husks with such volatile enchantments, forever seeking to delay the inevitable return to the Astral Planes.

— Channeled by High Priestess Luna